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If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you

I mean it’s RIGHT THERE.

I SEES IT.

i saw it

Saw it.

Does it count if I THINK I saw it?

I can see it…it’s staring at me…

(Source: derpyhoovespegasus)

Dear tumblr,

I am so sorry, about those recent posts having to do with money and what not….it’s a hoax, who ever this person or virus is that’s spreading these must’ve found a way into my tumblr, it’s already happened with my twitter and email too. 

I will change my password so, hopefully, this never happens again. 

Ok, I finally forced myself to watch the music video, which of course means I listened to the entire song for the first time, now I must rant, at first the song seems generic and innocent, it’s about how she’s excited that celebs (D-list, but still celebs) wore jeans that she tried on at the mall that she really loved so she’s happy, but then it turns into a song about how she looks SO much better in those jeans than everybody else, and she turns into an attention whore (struting around with a huge pack of girls dancing around for attention) and how ppl should “jack her swag” from the way she is saying this it’s clearly got a sexual meaning to it. 

There are two guys in the music video who are drawing even MORE attention to her by talking about how good she’s looking in those jeans, they’re excited about how good she looks in them, a little too excited…from they’re tones and body language it seems like they wanna, you know get with her, they seem to be around middle school age (too young, in my opinion, for that sort of thing) in fact they think she looks so good in those jeans, they actually decide to take phone pictures of her! Ok that’s just creepy and very stalker-like, also they’re rapping is awful and the bit about the blackberry makes no sense, I don’t get it is it supposed to be funny? What the hell are the talking about? 

The huge pack of girls, ok WTF? no one brings that many people to the mall, and why are they all so excited about her and those jeans, and I’ll admit that the jeans are nice, but they’re nothing to gawk at, they’re all acting like it’s the second coming of jesus….also fitting all of those people into a tiny car was not funny, it was stupid and illegal, but I guess it’s fine when your Jenna Rose, what if an impressionable teen tried that and got pulled over? Are you even old enough to drive? Yeah I think not…

So in conclusion it turns from a dumb generic innocent little song to a dumb “Jack my swag” sexual attention whore pay attention to me kind of song, it’s like the song itself went through puberty and came out an attention craving brat. 

Also what’s with her screaming at the start? I have no idea what that was….